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Humorous Awards

Humorous AwardsNot every thing is serious. Sometimes we need to give an award that will crack a smile on your face as well as the honoree. One example, in a lawyer's office, one lawyer, when business was slow, always said, "I should of been a carpenter." The staff went a bought a hammer and had it engraved. The next time he uttered, "I should of been a carpenter." he was awarded the hammer. Yes, we engraved the hammer. Think of what is going on in your work place that would warrent a humorous award.

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Your mission in life is to harass.

We love your winning smile and your fresh, clean scent from a shower with Dial.

We worked with you side by side - looked to you as our guide. i guess you could say, we shared the Maalox moment.

The next time when you're counting scores, don't bend over unless your're wearing drawers.

We have no one else to blame, so we decided on you.

Havoc and mayhem have become your middle name. Who else but you could take all the blame.

We turned to you for a good yuk, but all you gave us was a couple of bucks.

All that glitters is only broken glass. Yet each sparkle reminds us of you - cracked.

The road's been long. The road's been tough. You could've helped, if you just got off your duff.

Good riddance. Your meager congtribution to our project has been like one grain of sand on the Beach of Life.

Will be miss you? You bet your bippy, because no one else is so downright dippy.

Victory finds a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan. O.K., we'll adopt you.

Never deal with a monkey when the orgran grinder is in the room.

You have an uncanny way of pulling everyone together, strong and united in one voice - against you.


Quotes on Humorous Awards

Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger.
John Belushi

A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Megnon McLaughlin

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
Hugh Sidey

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
William Arthur Ward

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E.B. White

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Sid Caesar

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov


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